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Dickwagon

1) Any vehicle being driven by or transporting an asshole.

2) Any vehicle being operated in an irresponsible manner (i.e., road rage, no signals, driving too slow, erratically, etc.).

3) Any vehicle displaying the Union Jack.

4) Any vehicle burning large amounts of oil and generating clouds of smoke.
Jesus! That old black lady nearly got creamed by that dickwagon! I think he tried to hit her on purpose!

I can't see a goddamn thing thanks to that dickwagon! There goes the ozone layer!
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dickbacon

since hes a guy, you can call him dickbacon
by Robert July 19, 2004
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dicklejon

an over-worked storm trooper
dude, that beast is a dicklejon now, give him a rest
by martay March 5, 2003
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Dicklatonin

Similar to melatonin. It is a sex sleep aid A.K.A a man's penis after some amazing orgasms.
That dicklatonin provides me with some of the best sleep ever.
If you want hours and hours of rest get you some dicklatonin.
by TheStylishMuva January 24, 2024
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Dickloner

ones dick and is often alone in their own dickheadedness usually resorts to masturbaion to quell boredom.
Doug: Mat, you were sitting around last night being a Dickloner.

Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.
by The Duyg March 25, 2009
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dicklong

biggest cock in the world booiiiii
i have a huge dicklong
by dicklong creator #69 November 18, 2021
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dickatonin

Dickatonin means when you laid the pipe and gave her the dick so good she was sound asleep before she even had a chance to fight it
You know that new girl down the block man I straight gave her the dickatonin.
by Trash can Trevor January 18, 2024
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