Dr. DickFuck

Describes an individual when they think they are smart when in-fact they are a dumb, useless piece of shit.

John: The sun's hot
Andy: Well done Dr. DickFuck! You worthless wanker.

by jam'n'jelly August 30, 2018

Strawberry DickFuck

When a strawberry is inserted into a vagina or an anus and a penis is inserted pushing the strawberry deep.

I wanna strawberry DickFuck you

by ILOVESEMEN October 9, 2022

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.

"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"

by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013

dickfuck all

A way of saying nothing implying a negative tone, usually of agravation. Generally used when some one is bored and wants something to do or if some gave a lot of effort for no profit.

Ex 1

Guy 1: Hey man, what are you up to?
Guy 2: Dickfuck all, wanna grab a beer?

Ex 2

Girl 1: How much did'ya win at the casino?
Girl 2: Dickfuck all!

by Dusty Bannister March 8, 2007

Dickfuck

Jesus penis or lil muffin boi or frank or Frankie Birdboy is probably a dickfuck

Person: oh frank is such a dickfuck

by Qwertyvxsvj April 24, 2019

Dickfuck

An individual that doesn't know dick about fuck.

That guy protesting over there is a real dickfuck.

by iamgroot2121 May 16, 2018

Dickfuck

Someone who's an asshole and makes his problem's everyone else's problems. Also could be someone that is just dumb and rude.

"Do you know James?"

"Yea. He's such a dickfuck."

by Becca Gullinsky September 13, 2022