Dr. DickFuck

Describes an individual when they think they are smart when in-fact they are a dumb, useless piece of shit.

John: The sun's hot
Andy: Well done Dr. DickFuck! You worthless wanker.

by jam'n'jelly August 30, 2018

Dr. DickFuck

A person is really gay and horny. He also stalks you

"dude dave is so fucking weird hes like Dr. Dickfuck

by DR. DUCKFUCK June 10, 2017

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.

"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"

by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013

Dickfuck

The word dickfuck is mainly said by Pakistani convenient store owners when the get heated

Ayy who are you fucking dickfuck

by Ni**abucket June 7, 2022

Dickfuck

An individual that doesn't know dick about fuck.

That guy protesting over there is a real dickfuck.

by iamgroot2121 May 16, 2018

Dickfuck

Someone who's an asshole and makes his problem's everyone else's problems. Also could be someone that is just dumb and rude.

"Do you know James?"

"Yea. He's such a dickfuck."

by Becca Gullinsky September 13, 2022

dickfuck all

A way of saying nothing implying a negative tone, usually of agravation. Generally used when some one is bored and wants something to do or if some gave a lot of effort for no profit.

Ex 1

Guy 1: Hey man, what are you up to?
Guy 2: Dickfuck all, wanna grab a beer?

Ex 2

Girl 1: How much did'ya win at the casino?
Girl 2: Dickfuck all!

by Dusty Bannister March 8, 2007