dicker

A dumbass; a faggot.

That Dicker loves anal.

by xxxxxxxxxkillyou November 10, 2006

dicker

a verb meaning to satisfy or end an argument with the little woman.

" Don't argue with your wife, dicker"

by Dewey Decimal August 31, 2006

Dickered

dicksuckered suckered by the D...

Smh.. That girl ain’t thinkin’ right.. she’s been dickered..

by Sumrncali February 20, 2020

dicker

Someone who imposes their dicketry rather emphatically.

*Guy answers door*

Mormon 1: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Mormon 2: I concur, and I'd also like to add: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Guy who wishes he never answered the door: ... Dickers.

by the amazing dr. ronzo August 13, 2010

dickerations

outfitting of the penis with ornamentation for national holidays. not piercing but ornaments

dickerations can include:

christmas: lights or ornaments hanging from the male member.
or
flag day: flag of your choice hanging from the love sword.

by double mint cum December 21, 2008

Dicker

A self-centered douche bag.

Did you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt, what a dicker.

by fricker dicker April 12, 2010

Dicker

A "Dicker" is a person who manages to wank for hours without using lube. A Dicker can usually be identified by hard skin, or blisters on the palm of thier writing hand.

Ste: "Hey Paula, That Joe kid is such a Dicker, right?"
Paula: "Yeh, How does he do it?"

by JPSTE June 10, 2009