dicktease

one (usually female) who leads another (usually male) on for sex, but then not giving it

That bitch Kathy led me to believe she would have sex with me. What a dicktease.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

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by adam swanson- fuck u bitch March 9, 2003

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Known from the hit children's cartoon, ARTHUR, DW Read, is also inknown as Dickweasel Read. She's an aardvark on paper but actually masquerades as a member of the mustelids. She's a Dickweasel through and through by being a back stabbing 4 year old. A true Machiavellian character.

Karen from accounting is a straight up dickweasel for stealing my credit for that project.

by CrumblStoleMy6pack November 8, 2023

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dicktease

1)male strippers
2)term used 2 refer 2 male homos

dicktease=male strip tease

by trajikace November 1, 2008

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dickweasel

The male individual who has no vested interest in, but is sitting on your couch, while watching your big screen TV, that has been granted by the courts to your ex wife, who apparently needed the possessions you worked so hard for to survive.

"Dude, what the fuck happened? Why are you sitting on a fold up chair in this empty ass apartment playing solitaire on a busted ass card table on gameday? Where's all your furniture and TV and shit?"

"The judge gave it all to the ex because she could never her get her shit together while we were married. Her dickweasel boyfriend is kicking back in my leather recliner watching the game in HD, grilling some ribs on my stainless steel grill."

by cloudaround August 21, 2014

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diceased

To perform a search for a funny fetish

I mean, I dunno, maybe I'm just behind the curve when it comes to keeping up with horrible fetish websites, but this is the first time I've disceased this.

by Dookie Velvet April 27, 2003

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