dickeration

a lapel pin shaped like a penis, worn by a gay homosexual butt fag male

Lyle looked thuper thpiffy last night, and did you see his dickeration on his new suit jacket.

by largessepopper October 22, 2008

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.

The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.

by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011

dickreation

The activity of one boo to another boo. Providing sexual services without attachment.

"I went out with that guy just for dickreation"

"that you for providing dickreational services!"

by Benjamin Roberts July 5, 2006

dickorating

The act of decorating a space for a bachelorette party with an abundance of phallus paraphernalia

Woman 1: Haayyy girl have you seen Jenny?
Woman 2: Nah, she's dickorating her place for Megan's bachelorette party tonight

by StoveTop November 26, 2013

declaration of war

once again there's a threat to our world - a rebel against peace! His name: EREN JAEGER

this is a declaration of war 🔪

by levi's third sword January 15, 2021

declaration of independence

the very first time you jerk off after breaking up with your girlfriend

i havent came like that since my declaration of independence.

by culinarythug February 5, 2010