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DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?
by pwnissa June 21, 2009
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dickfighter

n.
a person with homosexual tendencies or someone involved in homosexual play
I think Sam's a dickfighter because he keeps staring at Tony's ass.
by chiefb August 19, 2006
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dickster

1. One who is very proficient at sex and frequently engages in sexual activity.

2. One who seeks to do the same.

3. Inherited ability or family trait for 1 and 2 above.
1. That's the third babe I've seen him with this week and chicks are constantly calling him,too. He must be a real dickster.

2. That dickster can't get any work done around here the way he's do'n everthing that moves.

3. He comes from a long line of dicksters.
by Linnie Bone August 24, 2006
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dickfighter

Touching another man's penis with your penis. Preferably, in a 3-some type situation. Crossing the streams.
Man, Tony was a dickfighter last night with me and that girl.
by dirtyk January 9, 2008
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dicktwister

Something extremely challenging/painful. #thestruggle
Fuckkk dude, cleaning out the basement was a real dicktwister.
by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014
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Dickduster

Tom Selleck would be jealous of that dickduster!
by dickduster255 November 22, 2011
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Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.
Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.
by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012
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