dick-on-a-stick

a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.

tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

Dick on a stick

A really uptight guy, a jerk. I always imagine a guy in a suit with a stick up his back, making him seem stiff and serious.

Man, I am glad to get out of there! That guy was a real dick on a stick!

by Melissa Grayson January 18, 2008

stick dick

the dick of a male stickperson

bird: i love this tree
weird bird: henry stickmin has a stick dick
brid: |=(|

by Dapperunoriginal22 August 27, 2020

Stick Dick

When you have a girlfriend, crush, or significant other that talks about doing sexual things but is to scared to do them. They will talk it up and get their partner excited and then chicken out. This is the tease and it makes your penis erect in the process. This type of tease is not a fun tease but is instead a way of torture to the male in the relationship.

You are really going to do that. Leave me with a stick dick, really?

by Barneythesavior. January 9, 2020

stick dick

When you take so many sticks(Xanax bars) you cannot function sexually.

I couldnt pipe last night cause i got stick dick from 8 bars

by spazx November 5, 2009

brick dick ona stick

way of saying its hella cold, like less then 20 degrees

"They mad ed if they think im walking to school in this shit its brick dick ona stick out their worda blud my guy"

by Shithéad January 25, 2019

Douche Dick Fuck Stick

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019