emo dick

A bent, dark, crooked, little pecker

Doug has an emo dick

by Capt. HeadSmasher January 29, 2008

emotional dick pic

when someone gives you too much information about their problems/ personal life without you asking.

john: life’s been so rough lately i fucking wanna die. i lost my job, my cat has cancer, my dad told me i’m a failure, and my mother ran away. i literally do 10000ugs of acid to feel anything. i am dissolving.

jessica: what the fuck john, i didn’t even ask. why did you send me an emotional dick pic

by nicoleko March 27, 2020

Empire State Dick

Having incredible confidence reasoned by financial or career success.

1) yo man ever since the promotion, I've grown that empire state dick.
2) Wow, the way he walks and talks screams "Empire State Dick"
3) Holy shit i just feel like I've got that Empire State Dick energy lately

by theTwins68 March 25, 2020

emotional dick pic

A (dick pic) sent when the person is upset and or trying to get you back

He totally sent me another emotional dick pic last night

by K.leesi January 24, 2020

emotional dick

what someone uses to fuck you with their heartfelt feelings

“Damn, I’m really lonely, I need someone to give me that emotional dick.”

by futurecatgirl March 26, 2021

emo dick

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore

¨when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore emo dick¨

by bbeli January 10, 2022

bruno dickemz

He is a pornstar in mostly kinky tied up spanking spitting choking type of shit

Jeff: hey man who tf is Bruno dickemz
Nathaniel: bro he is a pornstar that means who ever u talking to likes it rough
Jeff: ohh shiittttt

by Babygirl6969420 December 13, 2017