A male who is pussywhipped or controlled by someone who they are sexually attracted to. Male who is obsessed with an individual who they find sexually attractive to the point they will sell out everyone just to follow the sexually attractive person around like a puppy while turning their back on friends & family in hopes of getting the attractive persons attention or sexual favors.
Don't count on Jason being there tonight. His Tinder Dick ass won't go anywhere that girl won't go.
Jason, stop being a Tinder Dick. You only met the girl 20 minutes ago and your already calling her your girlfriend.
Jason, The Tinder Dick, is on her trail as if she is a bitch in heat.
Jason, the Poor fella, never had a chance. He comes from a long line of Tinder Dicks.
Jason, stop being a Tinder Dick. You only met the girl 20 minutes ago and your already calling her your girlfriend.
Jason, The Tinder Dick, is on her trail as if she is a bitch in heat.
Jason, the Poor fella, never had a chance. He comes from a long line of Tinder Dicks.
by SkeeSkeeee October 21, 2022
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"I can't believe Carol went home with that douchebag."
"I'm sure he only slept on her couch."
"You're such a dickfender, man."
"I'm sure he only slept on her couch."
"You're such a dickfender, man."
by krondharpey June 20, 2013
Get the Dickfender mug.When you are having intercourse with a cancer patient and you place your penis across the middle of their bald scalp, from behind, and the cancer parient takes a selfie.
by Docta Soose April 11, 2019
Get the Avatar: the Last Dickbender mug.The maneuver in which a male or a hermaphrodite bends its penis to temporarily relieve pain associated with an otherwise unattended erection, much akin to the feeling of pushing on a bruise.
A generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have sex with but who does not want to have sex with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.
A generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have sex with but who does not want to have sex with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.
Carlos had nothing else he could do, watching his professor pick up her dropped marker in that short skirt, but a thirty degree dickbender.
At the halloween party Mark danced the standard american dickbender set with his best friend, Tiffany, including the seventies point, the face-in-a-box, and caught-on-the-fishing-line.
At the halloween party Mark danced the standard american dickbender set with his best friend, Tiffany, including the seventies point, the face-in-a-box, and caught-on-the-fishing-line.
by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010
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