poop dick

when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.

carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”

by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018

poop dick

when your dick's got poop on it.

branden's biomembrane is lookin like quite a poop dick today.

by bee rye ahn July 8, 2007

Poop dick carwash

A girl's mouth when she gives a guy with a poop dick a blowjob.

Rachel's mouth became a poop dick carwash when she gave Jonas a blowjob.

by lollllllllllll696969 January 2, 2010

limp poop dick

It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".

I was really getting it until I was hit with limp poop dick.

by Low b December 19, 2016

poop dick

In addition to the other definitions listed...

(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.

(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.

(noun) Is that poop dick? Yeah! That's him alright! And that's poop dick's victim.

(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 9, 2008

Poop-dick Malone

Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm

"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?

"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".

by Gronkum May 31, 2017

fudge packin poop dick

someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick

"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."

by Da Plague(James) February 23, 2008