eat a fat dick

Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.
"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!
by Turner Houston July 26, 2006
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Fat Dick Spirit

To have "Fat Dick Spirit" is to have Big Dick Energy, only it's far better. You can receive no higher honor than someone describing you as having Fat Dick Spirit.
- "YO!! Look at that dude he has such a Fat Dick Spirit! He doesn't give a fuck."
- "Woah you're right i wish my dick spirit was that fat..."
- "Yeah man, you can tell he's a baller."
by 69MeatMyBeat69 November 23, 2019
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Low-fat dick

A dick that has no carbohydrates, low on fat, and healthy for vegans.
Girl 1: Omg Tommy's dick is so big you should try to fuck with him
Girl 2: EW, NO, I'M VEGAN
Girl 1: Girl, he has that low-fat dick.
by jkbhv snaklmc;vmd November 26, 2019
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Little dick with a fat sack

This is when your scrotum is larger then your penis causing an irregular and disappointing sight for your sexual counterparts.
monfreece: How longs your penis?

Jimmy: its 2 inches

monfreece: thats not to big is it

jimmy: but my sacks 4 inches

monfreece: damn, you've got a little dick with a fat sack
by hellopele July 31, 2010
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Sum boi heavy fat dick

A version of slang used for annoying people you don't like
by Harrybawz December 02, 2021
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Fat Dick Boy Called Eric

The best geezer in the world (factually)
"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."
by fat dick boy called eric November 21, 2023
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jimmy dean fat dick

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.
by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019
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