by khokbesaret September 24, 2006
Get the divouneh mug.The anniversary of a divorce.
I am celebrating my one year divorceary with a party! Naturally, good and bad feelings of the split with my ex-husband come to mind.
by 206RayChill July 28, 2010
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Get the Divorce mug.by Jenny Cool August 13, 2015
Get the divorginity mug.A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.
Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?
Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.
Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.
Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.
Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.
Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.
Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.
Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
by Darker August 10, 2010
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After years of not getting any and a bitter divorce, Amy finally lost her divorcirginity to Steve after the office Christmas party.
by k_murda April 9, 2015
Get the divorcirginity mug.1. Brian: "You still throwing that divorgy on Saturday?"
Faye: "Yeah my husband just finished moving out, bring some friends!"
2. Katlin: "That pavilion would make a sweet place for your divorgy."
Dalton: "Nah, I don't like the acoustics."
Faye: "Yeah my husband just finished moving out, bring some friends!"
2. Katlin: "That pavilion would make a sweet place for your divorgy."
Dalton: "Nah, I don't like the acoustics."
by beeboppinbee August 21, 2014
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