DFS

Dead
Fish
Syndrome

Tom: Look how Justin's just laying there.
Adam: He's got DFS

by iSekC July 19, 2011

DFS

A fake condition of the foot from tan line made by wearing flip flop sandals in excess in the sun that gives the apperance of having extremely dirty feet.

Look how fucking dirty her feet look, must be DFS.

by Poopooheadforreal March 21, 2009

DFS

Dead Fuckin Serious

Dude 1: Damn homie slept wit dat piece last night.
Dude 2: You DFS?

by Cee To Tha Jay May 13, 2011

DFS

Driven fucking snow. As in, pure as the driven fucking snow. Whenever something is innocent, you say that it is as pure as the driven snow. However, when you know that something is obviously not innocent and pure, you would say oh yeah, you're as pure as the driven fucking snow.

Paris Hilton, pure as the driven fucking snow.

by DrYo March 1, 2005

DFS

means/stands for 'Damn Fucking Shit'

dfs i forgot my cell phone again

by Crazy Emmy July 19, 2007

DFS

DFS

short for Doucher Face Syndrome

When you don't even know a guy, but you can already tell that he is a douchebag.

i.e.

any guy that wears his collar popped, has a barbed wire tatoo on his arm, or wears designer clothes to impress girls, etc...

At a party...

guy #1- do you know who that is?

guy #2- i have no clue, but he looks like he has major DFS

by scottie too hottie89 April 10, 2009

DFS

Depressed Faggot Syndrome.

A fag or very gay man feels less faggosh or gay and goes to another man for couch. Except this does not work, he is a fag of course. Spreads from one fag to the next.

Spreadable social virus caused by one divafag trying to out diva another fag causing the fag to be outdivad and find another diva fag.

I was at the rich people's party in Northampton and saw a mild case of DFS was going around then made an exit.

Casey went to a tensed heated male strip club and couldn't figure out why she couldn't get action. Case was there was DFS going around.

by europopian July 30, 2009