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Foggy Deuce

<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.
Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"

Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."
by Mike in Fred September 4, 2008
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Deuce O'clock

The regular time during the day when one has to go drop a deuce.

ex. an hour after morning coffee; an hour after lunch; a little after dinner
Person P: hey can we meet @ 10 to discuss future plans
Person L: Nah thats deuce o'clock you guys, we gotta do it later.
Person P: Word ok lets do noon cause my deuce o'clock is @ 1.
by SwetePete June 26, 2012
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Deuce Dial

The act of calling or texting someone while taking a dump.
Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."

Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."

Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."
by Fictitious Pulp October 24, 2011
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Deuce Bigalow

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.
Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
by High Hiter April 19, 2018
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Deceder

This word is derived from a misspelling of "Deceiver". It has risen in popularity with the rise and prominence of Facebook's Marketplace.

A Deceder is someone who constantly lowballs people but also lies about market price.

Usually a noun, it can also occasionally be used as an adjective.
I knew my comic was worth $100, and this Deceder guy said he'd give me 70% of value, but then when we met up in person he claimed it was only worth $80, and tried to pay me $56. Just a huge waste of time.

That guy was such a Deceder, you'd think he was from Austin TX, home of the lowball king, and "Following for Price Drop."
by JoshUABattle July 27, 2021
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Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.
After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009
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take a deuce

After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.
by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003
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