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detector van

Detector vans where first introduced to the UK in 1952 by the BBC.The reason for these vans was to detect who is watching live broadcasting without a TV Licence.What the BBC didn't tell the population was that this was a load of pish.

In the 55 years that they have been prowling the streets of the UK,they have never taken anyone to court on the strenth of this detection equipment.
"Mum,there is a BBC detector van outside our house"

"It doesn't matter son,--It is a load of pish--
by swiss1888 February 7, 2007
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detest

When you hate//dislike someone with a burning passion, and you wish they would die.
I detest those preps.
by The Stef... August 15, 2005
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lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.
Lie detectors are stupid.
by David March 6, 2004
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déteste

a french noun or verb meaning to hate, or dislike very much. It's a form of the word détester used with Je (I).
Je déteste mon pere.

Je déteste tout le monde.
by french t-smith August 7, 2009
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Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
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Retard Detector

When you hold your hand out at someone and if your invisible Retard Detector beeps their retarded.
Hey my Retard Detector started beeping near you so that means you're Retarded
by GreenBeanMan March 14, 2021
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alabama lie detector

A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.
"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"
by sfy January 6, 2008
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