destroy

To eat something abnoxiously.

I am destroying a pack of twinkies.

by chiefola May 13, 2005

destroy

1. To utterly obliterate someone online

2. To kill an Emo using a razor

I will destroy your soul, with my vegence stick(used during Halo 2 with sword)

I totally destroyed that whiny emo.

by Reaperofsorts August 1, 2006

destroy

The point where you are so fed up with your high-speed computer being stupidly slow because of all the viruses you've picked up, half of them being virus-stoppers themselves, that your anger bursts and you ultimately DESTROY your computer's monitor, and kick the computer section underneath to death.

Friend: "What's wrong?"

Friend at computer: "My computer's being TOO F-ING SLOW!!!"

Friend: "Why don't you walk away?"

Friend at computer: "BECAUSE IT'S TOO F-ING SLOW!!!"

Friend: "???"

Friend at computer: "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! ARGH!!!"

Friend: "Dude, calm down."

Friend at computer: (looking insane)"Must... destroy... AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"
*throw heavy magnet at monitor in frustration, then kicks that crap out of the computer box*

by Jillybean-Jellybean January 17, 2009

destroyed

Term used to describe a state of mind/body.

After one hit of ecstacy ole josh was destroyed.

I knew the xtc had him destroyed cause he balled up in the floor for 3 hours.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

destroyed

A common metaphor used in forums, blogs and chatrooms to describe a follow-up state of "destructive" laughter. It means to get so stupified and overwhlemed by a comment, reply, joke or jargon that it ultimately "destroys" you with humor.

{Random text messaging conversation:}

Person A: Aw, man, you have jury duty? That sucks, dude.

Person B: Yea...

Person A: You better hope they don't summon you!

Person B: Oh, they won't. I can see things before they actually happen. I'm gonna start singing chinese chants and drop to the floor in seizure. Just call me Miss Cleo.

Person A: What the ... ?! *DESTROYED* That is crazy.

Person B: Exaaactly. No one likes these types of ppl on jury.

Person A: Lol, I guess.

by ima90sbb February 20, 2009

destroy

Also "rocked."

I totally rocked that test!

by MoonKnight November 23, 2002

Destroyed

When someone gets hit by a comeback so hard that they have to stop talking. (Remember, both ends have to be trash talking)

Man, that kid got so destroyed. He should've just stopped talking.

by MadLadChad December 6, 2019