Despacito

The unfunny meme everyone still uses

Person 1: DESPACITO 3949 IS COMING OUT OMG
Person 2: nigga stfu

by Penisisgoodmahniga August 12, 2018

Despacito

(ˈDesp(ə)rˈsi t-əʊ) Australian slang term for needing to perform a bowel movement in a public restroom, only to find all the vacant toilets are unclean and you have to decide if you risk finding another one or not.

Mate all these dunnys are rank, but i'm despacito for a shit!

by Stayan_Crashmore88 October 25, 2017

Despacito

Latin Gospel, spoken from the two prophecies of christ, Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. In some english speaking areas the voice of a weird kid that sung that "Baby" song a few years ago. Can also soothe deppresion in sad moments

Guy: This is so sad, play despacito!

Alexa: Playing despacito by Luis Fonsi

by Pootman0 December 14, 2018

Despacito

The song to be played when anything sad happens, because its existence is saddening as well. Bonus points if you ask Alexa to play it for you, because typing it into youtube isn't worth the effort.

"I just spilled my coffee on my dog. Alexa, play Despacito,"

by PandaLance July 28, 2018

Despacito

If you get despacitoed then you get f**king despacitoed.

Donny you will get despacitoed

by Willsooty June 5, 2018

Despacito

Slowly (slo-il-e)

Comedian:That’s so sad Alexa play Despacito
You:lol did u know that means slowly and the whole song is saying touch me slowly

Comedian:google translate isn’t necessarily right all the time.

by Whyislife October 26, 2018

despacito

epic gamer mpment

"epic despacito moment"

by offensivememes_v1 May 20, 2018