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cum delay

The act of depriving yourself of an orgasm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a porn site; because you know that once you cum, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other porn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.

acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.
1.) I was about to bust while watching this porn clip, but employing the methods of cum delay i squeezed down on my dick as to not allow anything to come out, so that I could watch the other 5 videos I had lined up afterward.

2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.
by wibbles11223 October 13, 2010
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Tower delay simulator

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Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator
by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021
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delayed gratification

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.
by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013
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FA delay

It's the slight delay in understanding you experience while talking to someone with a Foreign Accent.
I love having my coffee grinds read by Ozzi but her accent is so strong that every time she speaks I have severe FA delay. (pronounced _FAH delay)
by Maggie55 January 15, 2012
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despayeeto

The cancerous song Despacito combined with the word "Yeet", thus creating a new word which basically means this cancerous song being more cancerous than before.
Damn, Jordan is being a big Despayeeto right now.
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delayed hangover

Unlike the typical hangover where you wake up sick and feeling like shit, the delayed hangover is a tricky little bitch.

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you have spent the evening drinking to excess. You go to bed drunk. You wake up feeling fine! You go about your normal routine- eating, drinking coffee and such. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the hangover that you smugly thought you had escaped materializes. This is HOURS after you woke up. What. The. Hell.

Synonymn: Creeper Hangover.
Last night I got so drunk! I woke up feeling awesome so I decided to go see my parents, only to be ambushed with the dreaded delayed hangover. I spent alot of time in the bathroom and trying not to pass out. I played it off to my parents that I ate something bad.
by All4Us December 29, 2008
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delayfish

A person who causes others to wait excessively.
Andy still isn't ready! He is such a delayfish.
by JennyS. October 10, 2008
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