Deriod

The MENstrual cycle - a monthly release of ballsack lining that every man endures. Includes ballsack cramps

“Babe when are you going to take me on a date”

“Leave me alone Jessica im on my deriod and have ballsack cramps. Im MENstruating. Now give me a massage”

“Yes honey”

by Kylekm May 11, 2025

Deriod

Deriod derives from the word ‘period’. Deriod is like the word period, but for men or ‘sassy’ men. It’s playful and fun and has the same meaning as the word ‘period’, or period Pooh. The word period is also used as slang, not talking about a girls literal menstrual cycle. Guys use it for humor!

On deriod, dooh. Deriod! Deriod, dirl! Fixing that dh balance, Deriod!

by Clockthattea April 25, 2025

Deriod

When you served

Female: damn papi you cute and body nice
Male: bitch you already know Im tea That’s on deriod

by Domenright April 29, 2025

DERIOD

A boy/man who is on his “period” (Time of the month)

Oh you on yo deriod huh

by I JUST PUT WORDS UP April 27, 2025

Deriod

a deriod is when a male acts like a female on her menstrual cycle aka her period

“No babe I don’t wanna cuddle I just got my deriod”

by margottagethelp May 25, 2025

Deriod

That time of the month for dudes. Infinitley worse than periods. Usually accompanied with excessive sperm cramps, resulting in extreme mood swings and diarrhea.

Dude 1: "Bro, why are you in such a bad mood?"
Dude 2: "Sorry bro, I'm on my deriod."
Dude 1: "Ah fs bro, I hate deriods."

by deriod_expert May 12, 2025

Deriod

noun (April 2025) - It is the male equivalent to 'period' used in connection with putting emphasis at the end of a statement, thought, idea or any other conversational piece. In other words, saying 'period' at the end of a sentence is the same as saying 'deriod'. However the difference is that 'deriod' is more masculine directive, and 'period' is more female directive, since females like to use the word 'period' in their sentence.

Male speaking: "I know you trying to clock me out, but remember, I have sexy eyebrows given to me at birth that you have to draw yourself everyday. DERIOD."

Male speaking: "Man you see that man over there. He will beat you to a pulp. Deriod."

by TheUntitled1One April 29, 2025