depressosexual

Someone who, although appearing outwardly normal, is too depressed to engage in sexual (or romantic) relationships

"Jason is a cool dude, but I never see him with girls. I don't want to be crass, but is he homosexual?"

"No he's just been in a bad way for a few years, more of a depressosexual than anything"

by Porkchomp December 2, 2021

Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.

Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

by FutonDryer May 9, 2018

depressay

A fucking essay that is depressing the hell out of someone. Often times when someone has writer's block while writing it.

"Writing my final depressay, hopefully I can get through it without trying to kill myself."

by #whatthefuckisapseudonym October 18, 2012

bring on the anti depressants

A phrased used by goths to express a need for drugs to help treat their "depression".

X: "Fuckit! Bobby dumped me! I feel like killing myself!"
Y: "Bring on the anti depressants! Prozacs do the job!"

by Patrick Norman September 25, 2005

Depressaphobia

Fear of people who are depressed, you don't have anything against them considering there going through tough times. but you are afraid of them because you fear as because there depressed, it would make you depressed. When you see someone depressed you instantly feel there pain, and don't know how to comfort them because your basically comforting yourself, because your feelings sync with theirs.

Your friend is depressed, you wanna comfort them but you have depressaphobia

by •ønixxä• OnYT December 1, 2020

Depressasaurus

An especially heavy set individual that is desperately unhappy.

Christ, look at that massive mopey man over there – what an absolute depressasaurus.

by Vantablacknell April 9, 2023

Depressadition

You go to the doctors for a problem about your knee cap and come out being diagnosed with depressadition. Because you need more problems in your life. Now your problematic.

“Why do you depressadition?”
“My knee cap”

by Talia DU BO ISSS June 6, 2018