White Delight

What a White woman experiences after having sexual intercourse with men of other racial groups (black, asian, latino).

Because a white man's penis is too soft and useless without viagra and penis pump, a white woman will usually seek out non-white men for her sexual needs.

White woman: I need sex now!
White man: Just a sec honey *looks for penis pump and viagra pills*
White woman: Hurry up! I'm so wet its dripping down my thighs!
White man: just a moment hun!
-30 min later-
White man: ok it's up!

White woman: I'm going out, going to get some White Delight from the Asian studs at the gym.

by Home of the free Land of the b July 17, 2012

Afternoon Delight

The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.

The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.

I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.

by Sodakak September 14, 2016

designated texter

a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.

Guy 1: "Woah, i almost hit that telephone pole back there, Dude you should be my designated texter "

Guy 2: "Yeah no problem bro"

by jdcftb12 September 29, 2008

Designated Drinker

The complete opposite of a designated driver. A person who always get's smashed and drinks alcohol like it's nothing. May possibly drive you to the club but not back home. If it's you and the designated drinker expect to only have one drink because your driving home unless you want a smashed car.

"Fuck a wristband, lets all do a keg stand. I'm like cheech and chong hittin up the beer bong. When the cops show up they're gonna get the finger and I don't give a fuck. Cause I'm the designated drinker."

by Chantel Cliche November 10, 2009

rapper's delight

One of the first popular hip hop songs by the Sugarhill Gang. Came out in 1980 and influenced many famous hip hop acts such as Run DMC.

Have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good, I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood.

by will January 28, 2005

Design-a-Clancy

1. A mixture of fictional characters brought on by a delusion of success and misappropriated sense of self-worth and importance.

2. Overheard ramblings of an insanely medding and micro-managing type of business owner who has her head so far up her own ass, she can see her own motionless leathery heart as it always has been: useless.

"Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody"

by Earache Baranski October 31, 2007

designcreatology

It's the fusing of design, creativity and technology.

To stay ahead of the pack, today's techies are using designcreatology to remain cutting edge.

by editorjeff June 23, 2010