defriend my honor

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.

Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"

by Poeborgia July 27, 2011

defriend-happy

adj. Someone who, with the SLIGHTEST provocation, defriends someone on facebook, myspace, etc.

Josh: "Soc, why did you defriend me on Facebook?"
Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."

by stockman09 January 23, 2011

Defriend Shuffle

Requesting to become friends with a person on Facebook who has defriended you in the past in order to defriend them as soon as they accept your request.

I noticed Kimmy defriended me. So I waited a couple weeks, requested to be friends, and when she accepted I gave her the Defriend Shuffle.

by NickyPants February 27, 2011

Birthday Defriend

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.

"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."

by its_just_easier February 27, 2012

Defriendocalypse

When a facebook friend of yours cleans out their friendlist and you realize that you have unwittingly survived a, on their part, mass friend deletion of epic proportion.

"Your friends list when from like, 650 down to 225. Guess I survived the defriendocalypse, eh?"

by Ad_Noctum March 12, 2010

public defriender

public defriender (noun): an individual who frequently and/or openly discusses removing people from their friends list in a self-righteous and attention-seeking manner.

"deleting some ppl from my fb who longer serve dey purpose. #realtalk"

"GODDDD why is she such a public defriender?!!"

by qaballer April 29, 2013

Defriendcident

An incident that causes 1 or multiple parties to be "defriended" via a social network.

Right after the whole defriendcident I called her triflin a*s to let her know the deal. So you can run and tell that.

by HBieber August 24, 2010