The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.
by Whimbo February 7, 2006
Get the erection deflection mug.Deflector Defense- when one cannot provide a good reason for not participating in an activity that they have to turn it around and deflect blame where it does not belong. This is generally done in effort to move the attention away from the issue at hand and put it on someone else.
"Stephanie is putting up her deflector defense again to avoid why she will really not attend Girls Night Out".
"Uh oh, here comes Stephanie's deflector defense again. Let's be prepared Kathy!"
"Stephanie always uses a deflector defense when she has lame excuses for not doing something."
"Uh oh, here comes Stephanie's deflector defense again. Let's be prepared Kathy!"
"Stephanie always uses a deflector defense when she has lame excuses for not doing something."
by KLee123 March 20, 2009
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by timfollin February 7, 2021
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The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.
by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010
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by aka_yaboy778 September 19, 2018
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Girlfriend: "what took you so long to respond?"
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by Cabinwfe April 23, 2017
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I was chatting with this hot girl, and she was replying like for ever, and she only said 'maybe'... I was so deflexted!
by LeSavage1970 November 21, 2017
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