Erection Deflection

When something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.

The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.

by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010

Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022

deflectatron

One who is "robotic like" in the deflection of accountability, blame, guilt, or the specific performance of work related tasks. An ambassador of excuses. A personality similar to Teflon.

The Big Hawaiian accused the design team member of being a non solutionist. Once an elaborate excuse was given to explain, it was perfectly clear that the design team member was truly a "Deflectatron."

by ShadyShadeMaster November 3, 2011

hug deflectors

when your boobs are soo big they deflect hugs

I've never seen hug deflectors as big as that before!
They truly are some big hug deflectors

by Steffernie January 11, 2009

Deflector

One who defelcts seniority or accountability onto another to avoid work at all costs

Joel: "Who is the most senior guy here?" (with obvious work to hand out)
Andy: "Vic is." (As he points to Vic)
Vic: "Fuck your face Andy! Do it yourself deflector!"

by flop worker January 2, 2012

Bestiality Deflection

The slippery slope fallacy that gay marriage will lead to marriage between humans and animals. Used by rightwing bigots who are frequently self-loathing repressed homosexuals. Notable users of this argument include Senator Rick Santorum and assorted dumbasses at the Drudge Retort.

If you allow gay marriage, the next thing will be marriage between a man and a horse!

by DKIA May 15, 2005

dildo deflector

A life altering conundrum wherein life shakes your hand with a knife up its sleeve.

I didn't know whether or not to take Damon's offer of a ride home because I knew I'd end up in a dildo deflector later on when he'd try to give it to me in the butt.

by zackola January 13, 2008