Deer

That animal that you hit with your car when you were drunk driving 3
days ago.

Dude you shouldn’t be driving..
It’s fi-
I JUST HIT A DEER

by Moltens September 6, 2018

DEER

common misconception for the word "nigger"

man 1, "there is a deer walking down the street"
man 2, "a nigger?"

by the deer August 6, 2009

deer

another word for marijuana

Dude 1:Hey dude did you get the deer?

Dude 2:Yeah why?
Dude 1:Cause i'm ready to roast that shit up nigga!
Dude 2:Word nigga!

by Deerman420 January 10, 2010

deer

a yellowish bob-tail cat that bleeds on dictionaries.
pulls his toe-nails off, and licks its self until hair is gone.has no manners & enjoys salads.
jumps over beads.

Deer why are you dumbtarded?

by Kingslee November 30, 2007

deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour

Deer suicidal or some shit?

by buddy retard July 4, 2020

DEER

a big butt

when yur walkig in a store and you see a really cute girl whith a big but you would be like DEER but say it really fast

by icecream diz September 17, 2020

Deer

Dumb ass animals that taste hella fucking good and you shot

I got that son of a bitch, who, the fucking deer

by Deer slayer 9000 November 24, 2021