Dedsex

When your SO is a mortician and you pretend to be dead while they have sexual intercourse with you.

After she got back from the morgue, she gave me dedsex.

by ChunkyShunky October 4, 2019

desecration by deskfecation

Similar to deskfecation, but a modification that entails shitting in the top drawer of a coworker’s desk with seniority.

Our boss said he’d been going over security footage but can't discern who pulled off the desecration by deskfecation because no cameras were in his office. Basically without a smoking turd it's a cold case now.

by shithouse_poet42 May 24, 2023

desection

A ugly kid named tyler who has a big forehead thanks he is cool but is really not gets made fun of about hairline every day lookin like spongebobs granma

hey tyler what up what the head A ugly kid named tyler who has a big forehead thanks he is cool but is really not gets made fun of about hairline every day lookin like spongebobs granma desection

by hts gaming May 18, 2016

dedsers

dead serious

matt: she said she would sit on my face man
luke: dedsers?

by bob ross is daddy November 16, 2019

dessecker

Beautiful family tree

The Dessecker family is amazing.

by Sjsjsoaoushssnsnsjjsoa May 14, 2021

Desecured

A word that means to be depressed and insecure, it was put together by a teenager because they thought it would make a cool word 😎

Man I’m feeling a little extra desecured today 😕

by Trimox_Desecured November 22, 2021

dedsex

dedsex, real hackazz on bd lamron

damn is that searx?, yea dawg he dedsex rs

by dedsex August 6, 2023