It’s December 25, you know what that means, wake up real early to catch Santa. While he sees you he walks over and whips out his big fat cock. he says “The only snow your getting, is the snow cumming out my dick” he leaves, you proceed to wipe his cumm off your face, but you don’t wanna waste it, it tastes too good. Now you gotta wait til next year to deal that tingling sensation, then you realize that Christmas is your favorite holiday because it’s the only time of year Santa’s away from Mrs. Clause, and his big fat cock can go in your mouth.
by heehee42069 October 19, 2019
Its fucking Christmas what else would it be?
by Fucking Facts November 15, 2021
LEVI'S BIRTHDAY! Everyone forgets because of Christmas, but Levi Ackerman's birthday should always be celebrated. He is so amazing and cool.
person A: Do you know what day it is? It's December 25th which means it's Christmas!
ultimate cool person: WRONG! It's THE Levi Ackerman's Birthday!!!
ultimate cool person: WRONG! It's THE Levi Ackerman's Birthday!!!
by shennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 26, 2020
THIS IS A DAY OF JESUS CHRIST. NOT ANY OTHER SHENANIGANS LIKE NATIONAL SEX DAY. GO BE A CHILD A JESUS AND PREACH. PREACH!!!!
John: “Oh my gosh it’s December 25th! You know what that means... national-“
Lisa: “NO. NO. NO. Stop. Now get off of your phone and go to church.”
John: “OK BOOMER”
Lisa: “NO. NO. NO. Stop. Now get off of your phone and go to church.”
John: “OK BOOMER”
by Uh oh... sTinkY December 18, 2019
by 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧 December 23, 2019
National eat your own ass and dye your poop and cum in your dog without consent also blow up your gf alah style
You grab your dog after eating your poopy ass and bust a fat one in that shit then put a firework in your gfs ass then boom- December 25
by Cumeaterssss6969 April 22, 2021
My birthdayyy 🥳🥳🥳 and Christmas 🎄
by Iluvchickflics342354 September 16, 2021