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Deerlingus

When you see a dead deer carcass on the side of the road and pull over and begin to start cutting open the carcass and inserting the maggots you find into your penile/vaginal hole excruciating yourself with pleasure then once everything that was inside your holes is out you rinse it all with the blood of the dead animal.
I heard Lexi did Deerlingus in July this year!
by @DarkDime November 4, 2019
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anal dwelling butt pirate

1. Someone who enjoys anal sex way more that they should.
2. A homosexual pirate.
Did you see that queer-mo last night? What an anal dwelling butt pirate.
by The best john ever July 28, 2006
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Voter Dwelling Units

Typical infill real estate development found in nearly all large cities. This is seen where a classic residential house/lot is scraped off and replaced with multi-family development. This is a strategy to densify the voter roll.
Look how many Voter Dwelling Units (VDUs) are going up in this neighborhood honey. They’re just jamming voters into VDUs now.
by uabaycat09 October 10, 2020
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brazilian anal dwelling monkey

A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit
Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper

Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet
by The double vulcan December 23, 2015
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Decycling

The act of anti-recycling, a lynchpin of the environmentally-unfriendly movement.

Decycling involves taking items that are in line for, or in the process of, being recycled and making sure they make their way into everyday waste and eventually to their rest in landfill sites.

There are several ways that one can decycle including, but not limited to;

- One may physically remove items have been put into recycling bins, and place them in ordinary bins.

- One may add items for recycling into the incorrect recycling bins, making it more difficult to sort the items for recycling. This can range from mixing brown glass with that of clear to mixing carboard with plastic (particularly effective if cardboard is wet).

- One may set fire to recycling bins, melting the plastic in the process. Research has found that using a lighter and an aerosol as a blow-torch is most effective for getting into the small gaps in recycling bins.

Be a good citizen. Do your bit to leave your mark on this planet. Decycle daily.
"I just spent the day decycling some cardboard boxes with soem friends" "You've become quite the decyclist"
by William Stroker November 2, 2007
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dwelling

A place where one resides or where you lay your head at night. A house, apartment or a living unit.
I live in a shitty dwelling. I wouldn't even let my friend's dog shit on my floor it's so dirty.
by Sal Vitale the fourth May 13, 2008
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Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.
"Man he bent over to fart and out popped an anal dwelling butt monkey!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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