Involuntary decapitation is where you accidentally rear-end a little old lady in her automobile and her wig flies out of the passenger's window leading you to believe her shoulder belt decapitated her.
When I saw that poor old woman's wig on the side of the road,I just knew I was going to be charged with involuntary decapitation.
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Get the cattle decapitation mug.When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.
Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.
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While people may consider this a serious mental or psychological disorder, it is better characterized as a hidden, barbaric side of the person.
As with any other fetish, the person is still socially acceptable, as long as nobody finds out and he/she can keep his/her thoughts in control.
While people may consider this a serious mental or psychological disorder, it is better characterized as a hidden, barbaric side of the person.
As with any other fetish, the person is still socially acceptable, as long as nobody finds out and he/she can keep his/her thoughts in control.
Swinging his axe at the elven archer, he violently severs her beautiful face from her shoulders. As Elnaira's beheaded body falls to the ground, Bronsk grabs her decapitated head by her soft hair and comtemplates his new trophy: her peaceful blue eyes staring into nothingness, her blood-soaked mouth invitingly open, her tongue ready to caress his orcish phallus...
Bronsk would take the leader's head back home and release his barbaric lust by violently thrusting through its every orifice... then putting it on a stake outside, and then proceed to ejaculate on Elnaira's sweet features as a last act of lust and disgrace to her.
Bronsk would take the leader's head back home and release his barbaric lust by violently thrusting through its every orifice... then putting it on a stake outside, and then proceed to ejaculate on Elnaira's sweet features as a last act of lust and disgrace to her.
by Bronsk the Orc January 3, 2005
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