Gun dealer

The unlawful dealing of a firearm from Lander Police Department

Lander Police Department are all gun dealers.

by Xiam August 17, 2018

Drug Dealer

drug dealer
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"

Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.

Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...

by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

Poop Dealer

That one guy that is amazing in every way

Guy 1: I’m starving... got anything to eat?
Guy 2: yeah bruh lemme calm up my Poop Dealer real quick, brown green or red?
Guy 1: I’ll get some green and some red, adds to the flavour ya know
Poop dealer: I’m on my way bro.
Both guys 1 & 2 in unison: thanks daddy!

by Garea August 1, 2019

sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019

Zaziki Dealer

A Greek Guys who loves walking around and dealing with Zaziki.

Guy 1: My Greek homie Nikolas passin' out some Zaziki in da Streets.
Guy 2: Yo seriously? He a Zaziki Dealer or what?

by Qol May 25, 2021

Poop Dealer

That one nigga that deals poop and porn

Nigga: You got that shit
Poop Dealer: Yea bet nigga
Nigga: DRIP DRIP

by That one Nigga that's not Gay May 22, 2019

acid dealer

A drug dealer who deals largely in hallucinogens. Will usually, but not always, reject the idea of selling other types of drugs, such as cocaine or opiates. Many "acid dealers" are in the business to "turn" others "on," rather than make a large profit, and as such, are often less dangerous than your typical dealer.

"I went to my acid dealer the other day to pick up a ten strip. We smoked out and listened to some music. It was mad chill."

by Stefanopoulos September 11, 2007