Deadstock

What livestock is called when it's dead; notably more delicious than woodstock.

Man 1: I see you're eating a savory deadstock sandwhich, there.

Man 2: Savory indeed. Sounds like a plan.

by madba January 16, 2011

deadneck

Based on the term "redneck", "deadneck" refers to a stupid, non-thinking person, as in "dead from the neck up".

"You mean you've never voted in any election, deadneck?"

by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006

Deadlock

To create something sub-par, to make a horrible mistake while denying it and claim it is of great value.

"I don't want to pull a deadlock and turn this into garbage."

"Oh man, the chef totally deadlocked this food, it's terrible."

by Andrew J Dampier October 25, 2003

Deadstock

Deadstock means that a paticular item is sold out.

It's a deadstock there is no more available

by Christian Vasser October 14, 2020

vintage deadstock

No longer available in store, more than 20 years old means it is vintage, deadstock means no longer available, could be 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, Y2K

Hey Charli. Thanks for telling me the Sportsgirl dress I’m selling on DePop is vintage deadstock.

by tashiim September 29, 2020

Deadknob

Noun: Word used to describe a person having ‘No goals’.

“Uh, yeah.... I mean.... she nice, but she’s a total Deadknob.....!”

by Helena W June 3, 2018

Headknockeroffer

The Headknockeroffer is that tool used in the perfect serve of a pint of Stella.

Can you pass me the Headknockeroffer so I can finish serving this pint please.

by The Singing Landlord November 28, 2019