Dead Ting

A person who is extremely dull and boring and is a slag

Dali is a dead ting

by Sunip July 8, 2019

Dead ting

Something that is dead.

There's a dead ting on the floor.

by Fuck off Bull you snake April 7, 2017

Dead Ting

A Joanna.

She steals another girls man to call him a snake on national tv and dump him then snogs him the second she sees him again😂

Michael: I would like to couple up with Joanna
Amber: She’s a dead ting!

by CanIMarryPizza July 30, 2019

DEAD TING

Someone who you hate or is a boring disrespectful cunt

Yo you still with Karen bruv
Nah g she a dead ting innit bruv

by Shoot321 July 7, 2019

Dead Ting

Mum doesn’t know how to use the internet

Dead ting

by Max Cullen July 4, 2019

Dead Ting

A very vague and ambiguous phrase used to describe the process of dying in the game of Fortnite.

The boys, "Jem, where are you getting shot from."

Jon Cornish replies, "DEAD TING, DEAD TING, DEAD TING."

by I can Sex a lot of many womans May 7, 2018

Dead ting

Rylee wood from wales

Rylee you are a dead ting

by Rylee wood July 6, 2019