nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.

Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."

by Dlarej December 10, 2008

defiling the purity ring

The type of sexual orientation in which you only have sex with virgins who have purity rings, taking said ring and throwing it into the closest corn field upon completion.

“Defiling the Purity Ring”

Tyler said “Man, I had 5 Busch lights last night and ended up defining Emily’s purity ring; farmer Jon gon find that ring at harvest bruh!”

by Regina Filange June 15, 2023

Defilation

noun, originated from the word "defile"
the action or process of being defiled or causing filth.

One touch of his finger resulted in the defilation of the statue.
The defilation of her body.

by Red Dulge January 30, 2024

reverse window defiler

On the cold war map diesel jumping out the window doing a 360 jumping back in and shooting somebody

Did you see SPED trashfire hit the reverse window defiler and clutch a win in the finals of his first tournament ?

by PolloLoco_357 March 9, 2022

defiled snapdragon

A special type of STD obtained through behedding a cuttlefish and taking it's insides and putting them in the rectum of whoever you chose to violently rape. The outcome will result in both parties having nothing to their name other than shame and various purple growths emerging from the individual's joints and genitals

Oh man I knew I shouldn't have drank that much last night. That girl gave me defiled snapdragon

by ZzJackInDaBoxzZ February 2, 2017

Ear Defilement

The act of committing of forced abstinence.

Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.

by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016

Deploy Defend Defile

Deploy Defend Defile. A dark bastardization of the Deny Defend Depose phrase started in the murky corners of 4chan and other memeboards. Deploy and track down the waifu. Defend the waifu from other possible coomers. Defile the waifu so that no one else will want her.
This is why I hate the internet.

Deploy Defend Defile. No one else can have her.

by Desquare April 19, 2025