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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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Poop-deck pirate

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!
by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019
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Decker

Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.

I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.
Girl: What is that?

Me: That's my Decker

Girl: Wooow where can I get one?

Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind
by Decker's Kitten November 19, 2013
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decking the sisters

A term originating from a Let's Play of the video game Virtual Bart, it means punching a woman in the breasts.
"I always love decking the sisters. That's my favorite."
- Northernlion
by jadeheartoffire January 3, 2013
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Frankenstein Deck

A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.
I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011
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Hit The Deck

To get the fuck out of the way; duck in anticipation of a projectile being launched at one.
Believed to be popularized by sea pirates, who generally told others to "hit the deck" when under attack from other ships.
by Kanda February 1, 2008
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El Decko

Naming someone a El Decko means they reached the retardation level of smashing apples on your forehead and saying every meme is a spicy one
You're such an El Decko
by El Domico December 12, 2016
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