Damper than a Pamper

A much more cringey way to say "Moister than an Oyster".

Me: "Girl, you're moister than an oyster."
Girl: "Ewwww omg, I hate that word!"
Me: "Then you're damper than a pamper."
Girl: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

by Bigge3 July 30, 2017

Dapper Dan

1.A very swanky and neatly-groomed man.
2. Grease used for hair purposes.

He's such a Dapper Dan, with his shoes shined and hair moussed back.

by Pantseh March 2, 2004

two-dayer

When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.

Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."

Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."

Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."

by ChillBro July 31, 2014

Dapper

When you are looking fine as fire.

Man! I look so dapper today!

by Jade Gardener April 16, 2015

Dapper December

Dapper December is the event during the month of December where the former participants of No-Shave November (also referred to as Novembeard, Movember, or Noshavember) have a chance to redeem themselves. It began as the brainchild of Matt Mueller and was taken to the next level by Brittany Reed, both college students. The premise is to dress sharp for every day of December. This means shaving beards, styling your hair, donning a suit or dress, and generally having a neat and sharp appearance. Participants avoid the temptation to have a grunge day and throw on sweats and sneakers and instead take the extra few minutes to put on a classy outfit for an entire month.

I kind of want to wear a sweatshirt, but it's Dapper December and I want to look classy.

by Breed1964 November 30, 2010

looking dapper

Someone who looks fly, well dressed, sharp,sexy

Look at Austin in that tux, he's looking dapper!

by emmayodilemma January 3, 2017

daaper

A student at the University College of Design, Architecture, Art, & Planning. Most likely you will see them dressing weird, falling asleep while walking, or you maybe not see them for days on end.

Dan: Gosh, Banderger is such a daaper.
D-Money: Hell no he ain't bitch, he got sleep last night. I'm a daaper; I've been up for 2 days straigh.

by SparkyTTMD July 22, 2006