Dirty Dagwood 

Getting black out drunk on tequilla then consenting to double penetration.

Some women like to be sandwiched between two men, but others really go for a dirty dagwood.

Dirty Dagwood by FifiJKyle April 23, 2023

DanWoods 

To verbally overpower any and every person or thing within a 3-block radius with the sheer volume of one's voice. To shout, yell, or publicly broadcast conversations that could have been easily and appropriately handled in a normal tone of voice. To cause any and all of your coworkers to buy top-notch headphones just so that they can continue to work when they are in the same building. To talk in a normal voice until a customer is on the phone and then yell a conversation with them that everyone in the building can hear.

I was trying to get stuff done at work today, but he was DanWoods'ing it all day.

That meeting was so loud, they definitely DanWoods'd it.

DanWoods by SIPHM April 10, 2013

Dawood 

A very smart boy. He is very good at doing push-ups. He always has his sleeves rolled up to show his rolex watch.

Omg this smart cute boy over there must be a Dawood

Dawood by heheheheheheheeheh March 3, 2022

Dawood 

The best boyfriend on the planet. He’s the cutest thing alive and makes sure you’re always looked after. He will take care of you and hold you whenever you are low. He is also a beast in bed and will probably make you cum 13 times in a row. He’s a very lovable person.

Have you ever been in bed with Dawood?

Yes, he’s the dad first of daddies.

Dawood by Corts November 23, 2021

Darkwood

A really small kid with a permanently high voice who gets caught smoking weed a lot by his parents. He makes hilarious faces when caught.

Oh shit, that Darkwood just got caught again!

Darkwood by CVK December 6, 2009

durwooditis 

The condition of always being wrong / losing.

Oh man, this guy can't get anything right. He must have a brutal case of durwooditis.

durwooditis by _wet_paint October 30, 2014

Dawood Al Saeed 

The Greatest player in soccer world history he may or may not be related to Akinfenwa but he is a friend of a terrorist.

That man pulled an Dawood Al Saeed.

Dawood Al Saeed by SpedDavid February 9, 2021