I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).

"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."

by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009

St Darwin of the Galapagos

A term used when conversing with those who view the words of Charles Darwin as sacred gospel and co-opt natural selection to build a foundation of metaphysical materialism.

Sweet St Darwin of the Galapagos you are an idiot!

by allabaster July 15, 2009

Drawin symbols

Showing with your body language that your going through shit usually caused by a bro with a broken heart left by a ratchet hoe

That boi been having red eyes and dragging ass since Thotiana dropped his ass. Prime example of drawin symbols

by Okie918 July 21, 2019

drawin spell

When a woman has a fainting episode. Usually associated with stress or perceived drama. fainting passing out

Getting a flat tire, having no cell service, and being stuck in the 90 degree heat overwhelmed Sally's delicate constition causing her to have another drawin spell.

by HUMPDADDY June 1, 2019

darrin stumpf

The gayest man you will ever find. He is old and smelly. If you see him beware he may lick you.

WATCH OUT HERE COMES DARRIN STUMPF

by Wreckitralph13 June 18, 2019

Darwins Curve

Curve on San Francisco Bay Bridge at Yerba Buena Island fitted in late 2009 which challenges the 200 thousand plus daily drivers with Darwins Law of "natural selection".

In the two months after the "S" curve was built into the Bay Bridge; 16 million vehicles crossed the bridge with only 44 accidents at Darwins Curve.

by jim christ November 10, 2009

darwins

Slang for an excessive amount of money, coming from the picture of darwin on a five pound note hence the expression. As used by indicision cru.

Dude 1: You wanna go to Reading festival?
Dude 2: Yeah man but it cost bare darwins!!would be awesome though, line up looks good.
Dude 1: true dat man,

by Dougi-E March 22, 2007