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Doot dartism

Mental urges that make you walk around saying doot dart in a constipated voice
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 ayo what’s wrong man
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 oh he must have doot dartism
by Pedro el taco man September 4, 2020
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cherry darts

An Opie and Anthony stunt where whipped-cream-covered cherries are flung at a person's anus. Points scored for sticking it.
"In cherry darts, Patti will lean up against the lesbian couch, while we fling cherries at her bung."
by JezzerinSF January 30, 2006
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lawn darts

An out-doors game that incorporates the skill of horse-shoes with the thrill of terminal head injury.
"I was about to learn that you should never be on the receiving end in a game of 'catch the lawn darts'...."
by Carl J. Maltese November 1, 2007
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Top Darts

A phrase meaning that something or someone is really great. Taken from the popular UK Sunday tea-time Darts based quiz show from the 80's, Bullseye.
That curry was Top Darts.
That bird I had sex with last night was Top Darts.
by Scott Ramsay April 8, 2006
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Dartism

the worship and belife of DART. Also members of this religion like to use the net at incredible speeds 24/7
Khaless belives in Dartism
by Khaless September 25, 2003
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ceiling darts

A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.

Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.

Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.

Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014
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shotgun dizzy darts

Even more dangerous than its predecessor, dizzy darts, shotgun dizzy darts involves spinning until dizzy then throwing multiple darts toward a dart board.
(Cops find a dead corpse strung out in front of a dart board)
Cop: We're you playing shotgun dizzy darts?
by BoxcarLeo February 10, 2008
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