damsel in distress

whininy bitch in need of a smacking.

damn that damsel in distress needs to stfu.

by jf1288 August 30, 2004

Zero Damsels

Something that you have

"You have no bitches, no maidens, zero damsels."

by oblebrun March 27, 2023

Demanding damsel in distress

The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.

"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."

"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"

"She's a demanding damsel in distress."

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

Borderline Personality Damsel in Distress

An individual who exhibits traits of BPD as described by the DSM V however has not been officially diagnosed with said condition. Is usually stigmatized for “dramatic” and “histrionic” behavior.

David rolled his eyes at dinner when Jordan drunkenly lashed out at his Christian mother for misgendering them on the first meeting and called him out for being a borderline personality damsel in distress.

by jkbbrbrg September 2, 2021

Broken-Damsel

A woman who claims to not play the role of a damsel well. In the process of doing so she marries for Money, divorces to take half later to claim she never needed help from a man.

She is a Broken-Damsel and left her husband broke.

by HuntertheHoep June 22, 2023

Damsel

Something that you get *nothing* of. You have no bitches, no girls, no damsels.

“You get no damsels.”

by yong.lixx November 19, 2023

Damsel

Super annoying and funny person that will come into your room and force you to make tiktoks when you look like shit, damsel can be a handfull but in the end they are super fun to be around, they also have an obsession with Larry.

Never ask damsel if they have a crush because they won’t be able to hear you over that bullshit

by crushing you December 25, 2021