dabitis

The condition that causes people to dab. It's a form of cancer.

Bae: I see you writing Urban Dictionary definitions for dab, are you okay?
Guy: I'm sorry, I've caught... dabitis

by Robbie Rotten Fan Number One April 2, 2017

Dankitis

A condition in which every part of a person's body is inflamed. They start watching every single dank meme posible.

Looks like John caught Dankitis! Better get him off YouTube.

by fricker101 September 1, 2018

DaKiid NaJ

An Extraordinary Gears of war 2 player on xbox live.

Wow DaKiid NaJ is just simple amazing!

by Swaqqaa April 10, 2009

Danitize

Verb: to PWN someone (your name must be Dan, Daniel, ect.)

Verb: similar to "sanitize", except instead of sanitizing, you (if your name is Dan) are rubbing your victim with your awesomeness.

Holy shit.... That girl got Danitized Dan totally PWNed her!!

by Danization Department April 24, 2011

daiting

When you’re a side chick and think your top shit but you have the mental capacity of a five year old

Me and mark are daiting you fat hoe

by Deadtingtammy July 20, 2019

Daziti

I advise everyone to try to get a Daziti because she is a very laid back lady and she will give you the honest to god truth about you. Everyone says she is a bitch but honestly she is probably one of the most generous people you will ever meet. Y`all should look forward to getting a redneck Juliet such as a Daziti.

Shaylen: "Dude, have y`all met that new girl?"
Others: "Yes, she is so a Daziti!"

by redneck_hook143 April 7, 2016

daditis

Parking as far away from the store entrance as possible.

"There was a spot right next to the entrance, whaddya got, daditis?"

by O. Noah Gutterball August 17, 2017