Daklr

A synonym for usurper, Liar, false idol, truth denier, and coper

My friend was a Daklr because he almost gaslighted me into eating my lunch

by You will break, American April 13, 2022

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).

Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.

by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012

Daki

Short for dakimakura, also known as a body pillow is a rectangular pillow that has a printed character usually from anime on one side, and on the other side is a more lewd version of the character. These are mostly used by otakus in a form of self pleasure.

If you have one of these, you should probably go outside.

Scott: I just bought a daki with Miku on it, guys.

Trevor: You absolute otaku. Go outside for once!

by Purex Detergent July 1, 2018

Daire

Daire is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is do thoughtful and caring. He is hilarious and has the dad jokes down to a T, you try not to but you cant help but laugh at them! He is sexy as hell and is the best sex you'll ever have. He is the FULL package. He is THE one.

Girl: Hows your boyfriend?
Girl 2: He is amazing. He's The One for sure, he's such a Daire!

Boy 1: I need help moving house
Boy 2: I'll help you man, no problem

Boy 1: Thanks Lad, you're such a Dáire!

by BabycakesPookie July 29, 2018

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009

DaKari

The best guy to hang around hands down. He is caring and nice to his friends, so make sure ur not on his bad sides otherwise he will kick ur ass. He is a perfect boyfriend too. When he is in loves, he makes sure that special person is happy, because at that moment he feels as though that’s his soulmate. He is also usually into sports. Most DaKaris have a girl best friend that means the world to them. Ladies find ur self a DaKari

“Oh my gosh, is that DaKari over there? Let’s go say hi”, She said

“Yeah It’s true I like DaKari”, She spoke.

by DaMn___DaNiEl!!! May 14, 2019