downdate

Something that's supposed to be an update, but makes things worse instead. Some well-known downdates include the iPhone 7's removal of the headphone jack, the MacBook's ridiculously few connection ports, and almost everything Tumblr does on its website.

Even though the messaging feature proved to be popular, the site removed it in a downdate to allegedly replace it with a less buggy alternative.

by cutesy pastel living doll June 3, 2018

downdate

When someone posts an update on Facebook which is designed to show how miserable their life is. Some that go up are just plain attention seeking over a very minor event but some of course would appreciate a call as they maybe dont have someone IRL they can speak to.

Not to be confused with "cryptic" updates which don't get a response when asked "whats up" because they're just plain annoying and everybody hates them.

{Facebook status}
Jenny 'Smith'
"Why does everyone hate me, this is so tough"
Luke 'Jones'
"Not ANOTHER downdate from you!? This has been going on for months and its not good for you! We need to do something about this, I'll call you"

by IRMaggers January 9, 2013

dxwn

The best GTAOnline crew out there.
It's also better than EVXU

Yo are you in dxwn?

by Somethingnotgta November 24, 2020

Downdate

To revert a tastelessly updated house, building, or part of one, to a more classic appearance.

Realtor: "Check out this completely updated kitchen! Everything's new, new, NEW!"
Me: "No, no, NO! Nothing but gray and stainless steel. A secondhand autopsy table would blend right in. This kitchen needs to be downdated!"

by Under da Bus March 4, 2022

downdefy

Is the action of an individual who identifies themselves by putting somebody else down.

Or the opposite, a person who makes a strong statement to put you down. "Quote on fauck downdefy them"
Famous quotes by Yo Yo Yolanda

I downdefy you!

by Yo Yo Yolanda June 25, 2014

downdunkey

Going through your trash looking for food with a monkey tribe

Last night for dinner I couldn't find food in the fridge so I had to downdunkey for some

by Chlogurts the Clunky Monkey April 21, 2020

dxndu

Dxndu is small finnish "youtuber" he/she has 6 subscribers in youtube.

And also he plays fortnite. lol what a noob

"Dxndu, ooks dandu?"

by paavosus November 6, 2020