“Dick-sucking dog” – someone who passionately defends another person’s interests online for free, despite the fact that the person they’re defending has no idea they even exist.

John is such a DSD, always jumping into arguments to defend that streamer who doesn’t even know he exists.

DSD by user403 September 30, 2025

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DSD

Down Syndrome Drunk

The highest echelon of drunkenness before losing consciousness. Ridiculous choices will be made, cancellable things may unfortunately be said but it usually ends up being the best bender of your life.

Scientists urge one not to get DSD more than once per month, as it is likely to lead to too many disastrous life consequences.

“How hard are you going tonight??”
“I’m getting DSD tonight?”

DSD by Registered_Nurse May 7, 2026

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Aggressive DSD

A sexual position wherein the man is behind the woman and both are completley horizontal. Similar to normal doggystyle but both partners are laying flat, hence "down" in DSD meaning "doggystyle down". Once doggystyle has become doggystyle down the man grabs both of the womans wrists with his left hand and as much hair as possible with his right hand. Just achieving the position does not constitute true aggressive DSD. Extreme neck cranking, wrist bending and ass pounding must be performed.

Yesterday my mom and dad were fighting because she bounced a check. My dad got so pissed he made me give my mom some aggressive DSD!!

Aggressive DSD by rapieraperton August 22, 2009

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