DPS

This acronym stands for dime-piece shorty. A DPS is a girl whose looks are rated a 10 on a scale of 1-10.

So many DPS's go to Ohio State whereas Michigan girls are all lagoon creatures.

by MajumSTAINS May 21, 2011

DPS

Dry Pussy Syndrome

Guy 1- "Dude.. I totally boned this really hot chick last night. I think her name was Cindy. Man... She was one slippery ride"

Guy 2- "Luck you. The girl I boned had a horrible case of DPS.. I've got friction burn on my penis."

by SweetSeduction September 26, 2009

DPS

Dehydrated Penis Syndrome

When the penis becomes old and saggy. It shrivles up and becomes very wricly. Once a penis comes down with the dreaded DPS, the victom can never have sex or pleasure himself again.

A disese that is passed down by the offsprings parents. When one has such disese they become infected and should be nutered imeditly. If disese has completly takein over then the victom becomes deadly.

Dehydrated Penis Syndrome is concidered an illegal wepon for is is very contagious in its early stages and if not stoped then the female partner of such victom will undoubtly come down with DVS.

by Ryan Jacobson September 7, 2006

dps

Dual Processor Support

With the new era of Dual Processors taking over, new high end motherboards now have dps (dual processor support).

by 5l-l4VVl\l September 28, 2005

DPS

Detroit Public Schools

The DPS once tried to include Ebonics as a Foreign Language.

by Linux System Message November 24, 2004

DPS

drunk person shlepper

David is the DPS for the night

by Ilayna October 26, 2010

DPS

Dilapidated Penis Syndrome.->someone with a dead or old penis

The old man has a DPS.

by hornygirl31 June 25, 2009