DPS

When the penis becomes old and saggy. It shrivles up and becomes very wricly. Once a penis comes down with the dreaded DPS, the victom can never have sex or pleasure himself again.

A disese that is passed down by the offsprings parents. When one has such disese they become infected and should be nutered imeditly. If disese has completly takein over then the victom becomes deadly.

Dehydrated Penis Syndrome is concidered an illegal wepon for is is very contagious in its early stages and if not stoped then the female partner of such victom will undoubtly come down with DVS.
by Ryan Jacobson September 07, 2006
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The DPS once tried to include Ebonics as a Foreign Language.
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David is the DPS for the night
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Dilapidated Penis Syndrome.->someone with a dead or old penis
The old man has a DPS.
by hornygirl31 June 26, 2009
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by Erika EM. November 01, 2007
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Banana hammocks are the best clothes to wear for DP-DP.
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1) Damage per second. Often used to qualify how much damage weapons do in MMORPG's rather than by cryptic damage range and speed ratings
Man, I have the Glowing Green Axe of cutting and it does 56.3 DPS!
by Jeb December 28, 2004
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