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web of dicks

Noun used to describe the collection of men that are attracted to a girl that she keeps around and leads on through her flirting and deception. She is usually blissfully unaware of this phenomena
"Oh looks like Carl is just another guy caught in Patricia's web of dicks."
by kelseyj September 22, 2011
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Tornado of Dicks

When a bunch of guys surround a girl on her knees and fuck her throat
Lindsay got hit by a tornado of dicks at the party last night.
by lexup December 27, 2010
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greggles and dicks

any two friends whose names are greg and richard.
invite greggles and dicks over to this raging party!
by loveyaa January 5, 2010
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DickShag

1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"
by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017
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Dicks out for

Show some respect in name of (...) .
by the docking expert September 13, 2016
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Dicksand

Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them dick.
We're not gonna see Susan again for a while. She's caught up in Tom's dicksand.
by AvocadoToast June 10, 2016
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Dicksand

Like quicksand, but with dicks. When a woman loses herself into a guy and in love with being in love. Made famous through the movie "How To Be Single".
She was almost over him when he called her again and she fall back into his dicksand.
by Ella Burrito September 19, 2016
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