Dirty William

Dirty William-The act of paying a man from Bodmin called Branok Jago Rowes to masterbate as you have anal sex with Filipino ships stewards whilst the theme from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory is played by meth induced buskers.

I”m never going out in Falmouth ever again. I got wrecked and ended up doing a Dirty William with Branok and those lads off a container ship. It were praaper ‘ansome but ‘ee has an arse like a Japanese flag today.

by David Beatty May 21, 2019

Dirty Willie

When one man sticks his index finger into his colon and wiggles it around until it is covered in feces and then jams it into the ear of another unsuspecting man, preferably hobo

(can also be preformed on a woman if shes one of thos ugly lesbians)

I tickled john powers's brain with a dirty willie

by Ben Preston December 1, 2006

Dirty Willis

A variation on the classic Dirty Sanchez. During anal sex, the man takes his penis out of his partners ass and rubs it on his or her chin, creating a lame goatee.

After I gave her a Dirty Willis she looked like a relief pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.

by JCarino June 11, 2006

dirty willow

shit on boobs, then fuck shit out of them (makes it look like a chocolate sundae)

-“you’ve earned this dirty willow.”
-“i’m really craving a dirty willow rn.”
-your dirty willow smells pleasant.”

by yungfuzzy June 4, 2018

dirty willie

While doing a girl doggystyle you put your finger in her butt and the put it
in her ear!

Dirty willie

by tommy baker February 16, 2009

Dirty Williams

Putting your finger into your partners rectum and then smelling it and licking it.

Casey gave Will a dirty Williams!!

by Nothing but real June 11, 2008

Dirty Willy

The act of circumsizing ones own penis with a homeless man or woman's teeth. Then having them taking the foreskin and putting it on top of an ice cream sundae and shitting on top preferably using the blood from operation to replace said cherries.

I won't even touch a man until he's had a dirty Willy done.

by TO7372727 January 29, 2017