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dicktionary

a list, sometimes large, made by whores of all of the people they have had inside them and their dick length
crystal: my dicktionary is twenty three pages and ordered by name

brooke: thats it? i have sixty pages ordered by size and pictures included
by Futanaria July 26, 2010
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dicktionary

A dick who talks their mouth off and acts like they know everything, but nobody understands what their saying because everybody gets pissed on by what their saying.
Dicktionary: "SHUT UP FOOL!!! YOU SUCK LIKE A VACUUM CLEANUH!! YOUR TRIPPIN ALL DA WAY DOWN DA STAIRS SUCKA!!"

Normal Person: (too mad to comprehend everything dat da dicktionary said) "Go back to where you belong, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ASSHOLE.
by Mattnificent aka J.A.L. November 9, 2007
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Dicktionary

Dude, I was checkin' out the dicktionary the other day. Funny shit!
by Wilky Dickens January 28, 2011
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Dicktionary

A game in which a woman makes up names for a mans penis in between jerking it off.
Let’s play Dicktionary, daddy!
by Big Pot December 6, 2019
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Dicktionary

When a person defines a word another person uses to prove them wrong, thus coming off as a dick.
Guy 1: Dude, you're such an ass.
Guy 2: So I'm a strong and persevering person able to carry the burdens of you common men? Thank you!
Guy 1: Way to be a dicktionary.
by ewoody0305 January 27, 2014
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Dicktionary

People who know all the sexbpositions and all sexual words
"Im a dicktionary"
by RorySowersby April 5, 2017
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Dicktionary

"some words in the dicktionary are ding ding, weaner, pp"
by Anony-mouse 🐭 November 5, 2020
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