dick on dick

a description for anything homosexual in the literal sense. It can be a gay couple or all boy action. nothing heterosexual is involved. it could also be gay porn or a way to describe something that is gay. Used for any gay action.

That porno was dick on dick.

by kidUrban June 8, 2010

dick on a stick

dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.

Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.

I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???

by da doctar October 18, 2008

dick on the leg mack

sleeping girl; cheeky dick on the leg followed by sleepy head;
get in.

Jess is sleeping. Angus strolls in and engages in the "dick on the leg mack" by sneakily lays his member on her heaving thigh. Jess wakes up and spying such an appetising morsel indulges in an early morning protein shake.

by fattits100 January 17, 2011

dick-on-a-stick

a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.

tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

dick on lockdown

Dick on lockdown. ..woman who either got married...or engaged.
Woman controls who a man is banging.
Preferably her.

"She got that dick on lockdown!"

by Peaches R. September 25, 2017

Dick on a dog

Really hot, usually caused by a large group of people.

It was really hot at the game yesterday - it was like a dick on a dog.

by Fat Rick P February 18, 2009

Dick on leg

A "mack" or flirt where a man, well hung, by placing his dick on a womans leg, arouses her to satisfy him orally.

Man: "I walked into the room, placing my member on her heaving thigh as she slept. Upon waking to the sight of such an appetising morsel, she proceeded to indulge in an early morning protein shake."

Friend: "Oh yeah! You totally pulled off the dick on leg move!"

by jesspollard January 18, 2011