diaper dandy

Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.

"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"

by bob bobertson February 3, 2005

Diaper Cum

Sperm in a diaper from a male adult baby or male diaper lover.

Billy jacked off in his diaper and made some diaper cum.

Jessica rubbed Jason's diaper until he made some diaper cum.

by Ai Ai 73543745747 December 25, 2012

unless he's wearing diapers

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!

Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

by I, Wreckerrr June 29, 2021

Chin Diaper

A face mask being worn incorrectly on your chin instead of wearing it correctly over your nose and mouth.

Are you out of your mind? You expect people to wear a chin diaper on their mouth. Fuck you Fauchi!

by Beacon t September 30, 2020

diaper sniffer

A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.

Those people next door are diaper sniffers.

by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008

dapreme

He has a humongous penis and he likes to get a blumpkin. He also posts disgusting ass memes on Snapchat. If you see dapreme hide your girl because he will take her with his memepage

Yo you saw Dapreme’s story last night?
Yea that shit was nasty

by Lil dick bill December 23, 2018

Car Diahrea

After eating an excessive amount of food you enter a car and drive around terrible roads making your car to bounce which in turn your stomach rumbles and you soon release da poo poo

no man not this road there are too many potholes im gonna get car diahrea

by thatguyissexy October 19, 2011