DFS

DFS

short for Doucher Face Syndrome

When you don't even know a guy, but you can already tell that he is a douchebag.

i.e.

any guy that wears his collar popped, has a barbed wire tatoo on his arm, or wears designer clothes to impress girls, etc...

At a party...

guy #1- do you know who that is?

guy #2- i have no clue, but he looks like he has major DFS

by scottie too hottie89 April 10, 2009

DFS

Depressed Faggot Syndrome.

A fag or very gay man feels less faggosh or gay and goes to another man for couch. Except this does not work, he is a fag of course. Spreads from one fag to the next.

Spreadable social virus caused by one divafag trying to out diva another fag causing the fag to be outdivad and find another diva fag.

I was at the rich people's party in Northampton and saw a mild case of DFS was going around then made an exit.

Casey went to a tensed heated male strip club and couldn't figure out why she couldn't get action. Case was there was DFS going around.

by europopian July 30, 2009

DFS

Bad ass mother fuckers. Big time gangsta's rollin' the streets takin over other gangs. Don't take shit from anyone!

This is our turf bitch we're DFS init!!

by Dave Mave October 14, 2006

DFS

Dick-for-sale

A comment people use when they are referring to a toy boy or some guy who dates a female because of her money.

Hey, check him out, I think we've got a DFS.

by Rudi_Vinuya May 30, 2006

DFS

Designated D.U.F.F. Snatcher- The friend in the group that always seems to grab the D.U.F.F. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend)

Also See: WingMan

"Dude, who is going to wingman tonight?"

"Tommy is. Hes always the DFS"

by BigFootRay06 July 9, 2009

DF, DF

DF, DF, or dfdf, stands for "damn fake, dumb fuck", and is used frequently on fmylife, youtube, and other forums.

Bob sees video on youtube.
Bob: DF, DF!

by h0zor April 16, 2009

df

df means da fuck

Da Fuck You Mean Bitch df

by Speaker Knockerz February 16, 2015